[fic] RE8: fish food

here's a little quadruple drabble i wrote for lightmod, who wanted "a drabble of what the fuck happens to chris after he is hit full force by a giant fish." my first thought was "Hound Wolf gathers around him with blow dryers so he's all dried out in time for his next cutscene" but i ended up going with something serious instead :p

( also featuring Dion bc he was also slapped with fish )